THE SODOMITES WANT TO RECRUIT YOU

We are multiplying, recruiting and taking over the world. Soon heterosexuals will be replaced with the superior faction of the human race; the Sodomites.
ELLEN TO REPLACE PAULA ABDUL

It’s been confirmed that out comedienne and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres will replace Paula Abdul as a judge on American Idol.
FATHER ON TRIAL FOR MURDER OF GAY SON

A Turkish man, who murdered his gay son in a so-called ‘honour killing’ is being tried in absentia in Istanbul.
NADAL ACCOSTED BY AMOROUS MAN

A shirtless Rafael Nadal has been accosted by an amorous man asking him for a kiss at the US open in New York on Tuesday.
ARV PRICES CONTINUE TO VARY

A new study has found that some nations are paying up to three times more for the life-prolonging medicines than others.