THE SODOMITES WANT TO RECRUIT YOU

We are multiplying, recruiting and taking over the world. Soon heterosexuals will be replaced with the superior faction of the human race; the Sodomites.

ELLEN TO REPLACE PAULA ABDUL

It’s been confirmed that out comedienne and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres will replace Paula Abdul as a judge on American Idol.

NADAL ACCOSTED BY AMOROUS MAN

A shirtless Rafael Nadal has been accosted by an amorous man asking him for a kiss at the US open in New York on Tuesday.

ARV PRICES CONTINUE TO VARY

A new study has found that some nations are paying up to three times more for the life-prolonging medicines than others.