APPLE NOW HEADED BY APPARENTLY GAY CEO

Following the resignation of Steve Jobs, Tim Cook has been appointed the new CEO of Apple, said to make him the most powerful gay man in Silicon Valley.

MOTORING: AUDI A7 SPORTBACK

Brent Ellis gets to know the Audi A7 Sportback. He declares his faith in the four rings restored and names this German creation the quirkiest luxury saloon money can buy.