CIA WANTS TO RECRUIT GAY SPIES

The CIA is hoping to recruit gays and lesbians into its ranks through a networking event at an LGBT Visitor Centre in Florida.

LADY GAGA GREETED BY SA FANS

Lady Gaga, or Mother Monster (as she is known to her fans), has arrived in South Africa for her upcoming concerts in Johannesburg and Cape Town.

FNB SAYS FLOYD ISN’T GAY

FNB has dismissed complaints that its ‘Floyd the florist’ radio ads are offensive and suggested that the character is not actually gay, but is just “highly creative”.