DESIGNER LAUNCHES ‘PENIS PANTS’

Designer Isabel Mastache has introduced her unique ‘penis pants’ at the opening of Madrid Fashion Week in the Spanish capital last week.

The design features a traditional pair of suit pants with an attached, protruding penis and scrotum element into which the wearer’s penis is presumably inserted.

The bold, avant-garde penis trouser, which was worn by a bemused looking runway model, has been met with both derision and accolades on the internet.

Mastache’s show also featured bizarre hats and surrealistic designs including one outfit that resembled the Easter Bunny.

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  1. Looks delicious!. If I saw someone in public wearing penis pants, I would totally run up to them and SUCK THEM OFF!!

    That’s just too good to be true!!! Or I can buy my own, and suck it off while it’s on the washing line! Quick and easy sex!

    1. Damn darling…. That idea sounds absolutely stunning. A retractable penis on a penis pants!! It would drive the men fucking wild in the clubs!! Imagine walking around like that in Sandton City. You would be the fucking envy of everyone, being at the forefront of fashion!

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