GAY WANNABE IDOL SUES SHOW

A gay man who auditioned for American Idol is suing the show to the tune of $300 million saying that producers “exploited” his sexual orientation.

ACQUITTED GALZ EMPLOYEE ELATED

The Zim LGBT activist acquitted of possessing pornography has said that he is “elated,” although he faces new charges.

TV’S GAY EUNUCHS

Even though, in certain respects, it has become very fashionable to be gay these days, it is still not acceptable to actually BE gay on television, writes Tits Mcgee.