Adam Levine wishes he were gay…

The rather scrumptious Adam Levine recently admitted that he wishes he were gay. The Maroon 5 singer was interviewed by The Advocate magazine and sadly confessed that, “No, I’m not into dick.” However he added that he very much wished he was a homo: “It would be so much easier. Because, you know, men have a certain camaraderie with each other that’s easygoing and kind of simple, when you think about it.” He also mused about which man he’d have sex with if really pushed; “Antonio Banderas is gorgeous. Well, maybe not so much anymore. He peaked around Desperado. I mean, every male secretly wants to have sex with Brad Pitt, but that’s a given.” Well, Adam, we wish you were gay too. (And if you need any help in figuring out how it all works, give Mamba Mansions a call.)

Prison is the new Hilton…

It’s confirmed! Paris Hilton will be going to the slammer. The airhead celebrity heir has given up her legal fight and will not appeal the jail term she was given for driving with a suspended license and violating the terms of her probation. Luckily her original 45 day sentence has been reduced to 23 days by the LA court. Apparently for “good behaviour.” Huh? We always thought that good behavior only applied AFTER you were jailed? Perhaps the fact that she simply showed up for court, looked really contrite, and hasn’t been caught breaking the law in the last couple of weeks counts for something? The red-carpet icon is set to report to the ‘Big House’ on June 5, where it’s been reported that she will be housed separately from other prisoners in a “special needs housing unit.” Yeah, we don’t get U.S. law either. Still, it won’t be the Hilton, although she’ll get an hour a day to get out her cell, shower and watch TV or make phone calls. Good luck Paris!

Madge releases charity single

Everyone knows that Madonna’s been working on new material for her upcoming album, but few expected her to release a spanking new track so soon. And it’s all for a good cause. The orphan-rescuing Material Mother Theresa has offered a new song, titled Hey You, for free download on the web in order to raise awareness and money for the Live Earth cause. She will be performing the song when she performs at the Live Earth concert next month, as part of a series of shows around the world aimed at focusing public attention on the environment. The track was co-produced by Pharrell Williams and while it’s a sweet and inspiring little tune, it won’t go down as one of her most memorable songs. MSN will donate 25 U.S. cents for each of the first 1 million downloads to the Alliance for Climate Protection. You can download the song here.

Britney thanks you for your support…

The mess that is Britney Spears – she continues to traipse around town dressed like a cheap Hollywood hooker – recently posted a message for her fans on her official website. It reads:

“The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney”

Baarf! Never mind our prayers Britney; how about a professional stylist, a competent manager and a miracle-working publicist? (A little class would help, but that can’t be bought.)

T.R. Knight talks about coming out

We suspect that Grey’s Anatomy star T.R. Knight – photographed sporting bright red hair this week – must be rather tired of talking about his very public coming out experience. In fact, we’re verging on getting bored of the topic ourselves. In an interview with the latest The Advocate magazine, he says that he struggled to deal with conflicting advice on coming out. While some friends supported him going public about his sexuality, others advised him not to do it. He says that, “I remember saying to someone when I got one of those ‘don’t do it’ [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, ‘No, it’s going to happen. It’s going to happen. I’m just letting you know.'” The star says that he’s currently single but adds, “Not that I’ve had the most successful dating experiences.”

Justin’s new love

Sexy singer Justin Timberlake has been spotted snogging a new woman – in Nandos nogal! And it’s none other than actress Jessica Biel. The two lovebirds were seen exchanging kisses in a local branch of Nandos in Manchester in the UK. Justin was in town for his world tour and apparently flew Jessica in to show her the sights. There are sights in Manchester? Well, we guess that Justin himself is worthy of an in-depth tour – no matter what city you might be in. The romance is being kept very low key and nothing is yet official.

Kylie looking fab

Recently accused of dating a married man – something she denies – “we’re just friends” – Kylie Minogue was seen in New York this week looking pretty darn good. The diminutive Aussie pop star boasted a new Blondie hairdo, showing off her growing – post cancer treatment – locks, and a psychedelic frock. It’s been claimed that she’s undergone a recent surgical refresher, but we approve regardless.

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