MAMBA GOSSIP

Josh Hartnett sex video

Hunky Pearl Harbour actor Josh Hartnett is said to be the star of yet another Hollywood celebrity sex tape – although this one appears to be truly unplanned. According to reports, he was filmed by security cameras in the library of a London hotel as he had his way with an un-named lass. Josh was apparently rather drunk at the time and still had the foresight to close the curtains before doing the nasty, but he didn’t realise that hotel security was having an eyeful. The footage will probably never see the light of day thanks to the hotel’s privacy policy when it comes to guests, but this picture should give you an idea of what that very luck girl in the library got to experience.

First image from Jim Carrey / Ewan McGregor gay film

We’ve previously reported on the upcoming romantic comedy I Love You Phillip Morris, in which the unlikely duo of Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor play lovers, but this is the first picture (see sidebar) we’ve come across of the two from the film. We’re not sure whether to laugh or get excited, but check out the two stars getting ready to smooch. The movie is based on the true story of two convicts who fall in love in a Texan prison. This could be quite brilliant or possibly the most disastrous movie ever made.

Kevin Spacey gets cheeky

Actor Kevin Spacey has long been at the centre of gay rumours, (his very late night antics in a London Park, during which he was mugged, don’t help dispel such talk), but now come a set of interesting photos in which a probably tipsy Kevin was caught happily groping a male friend’s naked behind. The pictures (see sidebar) were taken at a club during his holiday in Croatia. We hope that if Kevin is indeed a flaming homo (not that we’re suggesting that he is…ahem) these pictures will help him inch out of that oh-so-claustrophobic Hollywood closet.

Rod Steward to perform in SA

Raspy-voiced rocker Rod Stewart will perform in South Africa in December and… uhhh we don’t really care. Moving on…

Madonna comes out for her man

A stunning looking Madonna, who recently turned 50, made a surprise appearance on the red carpet in London to stand beside director husband Guy Ritchie for the premiere of his new film RocknRolla this week. The star, who took time out from her tour in Europe to support Guy, looked a far cry from recent pictures of her face looking gaunt and oddly distorted. The dramatic change in her appearance has only bolstered rumours that she went under the knife for her Sticky & Sweet world tour. Whatever the case, we haven’t seen her look this luminous in a while.

David Duchovny’s ‘sex files’

X Files and Californication star David Duchovny has checked in to a rehabilitation centre for sex addiction. The actor issued a statement saying: “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” Initial reports said that his addiction was limited to online porn, but the Daily Mail now claims that the sometimes-sexy star has been cheating on his wife, Tea Leoni, for years. Apparently, David was given an ultimatum to get his sex addiction seen to or Tea would divorce him. The two have been married for eleven years and they have two children. Sex addiction indeed: In our books he’s just a horny 48 year old actor who can’t say no. Get a grip man!

Michael Jackson dating Pamela Anderson

In the most bizarre gossip of the month, rumours have surfaced that pop-freak Michael Jackson is dating flotation-device-enabled Pamela Anderson. The ‘love-birds’ were apparently spotted on two ‘dates’ being all flirty with one another in California. “They are such a strange couple, but they seemed to really hit it off,” a source said. Yeah right, we can’t wait to see that sex tape Pammy! Could it all be a publicity stunt for the 50 year old singer who’s desperate to revive his career and the ageing sex-babe whose latest reality show is a bomb? Perish the thought…

Elton’s tongue-tied “snorting” gaffe

Elton John is probably regretting his embarrassing comments at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London this week. The legendary singer was presenting awards on stage along with often trashy newcomer Lily Allen who was holding onto a glass of champagne for dear life. “What? Are you going to have another drink?” he asked the dazed and uninterested Lily. To which she replied tartly, “Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!” A clearly flustered Elton was left to unwisely replied, “I could still snort you under the table”. To which she quipped, “Fuck off. I don’t know what you are talking about.” Lily, wearing a Dolce & Gabbana ball-gown, spent much of her time on stage with Elton pouring champagne from a bottle “hidden” behind the lectern until she eventually slumped over backstage. She made it to the after party, but was half carried to a car by her bodyguards. Sounds like it was party to remember!

Harry Potter wants to wear a dress

Increasingly sexy Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is desperately trying to break out of his clean-cut teen image. In yet another “revealing” interview with Details magazine, the actor says that he’d love to get dressed up in a frock, stating “I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye makeup.” Daniel looks rather delish on the cover as well as in the somewhat bizarre pictures taken by celeb photographer Steven Klein. While some might call him boring, he added that “I don’t pretend to do anything particularly wild. People talk about rebellion and they say, ‘Where is the teenage angst?’ But I say I try to do it simply by the choices I make in the work I do. I just like wrong-footing people. I write poetry and I love it. I like being different from most other people in my generation.” Okidiki.

The Nanny supports gay marriage

Fran Drescher, best known as the star of the sitcom The Nanny has come out in support of same-sex marriage. The nasally-challenged actress, who is a self proclaimed gay icon (huh?), made the comment to E! Online before she was set to speak at a fundraising event for gay marriage advocacy group Equality California.”It’s simply un-American not to be tolerant of different lifestyles. If you wanna live in a single-minded, religious-based country you’re in the wrong place,” Fran bleated out.

Britney lost her virginity at 14

Britney Spears’ mother, Lynne, has decided to let the world know when her daughter lost her virginity. She’s made the revelation in a new book titled Through The Storm, which is memoir about her experiences as a mother. In the book she reportedly writes that a 14 year old Britney lost her virginity to an 18 year old footballer and was caught with cocaine at the age of 16. It’s been claimed that that she urged her daughter to sleep with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake because she though