CELEBRITY GOSSIP

In our final offering of tabloid-fun for the year, we’ve got the scoop on Superman’s over-sized manhood and Sir Elton’s John’s glitzy pre-wedding ‘hen party’. Plus, gossip on Colin Farrell, Moby, George Michael and Boy George’s blunder…

ALFRIEDA WRITES

Imagine our surprise on receiving a letter from a woman who thought Meet Market was a meat vending website. We were so taken with her charming letter, we decided to publish it.

HOT WINTER TRENDS

We might be at the peak of summer, but fashionistas know that one must plan ahead; Cape correspondent John French reports from the Markham “manly pursuit for the winter of 2006” show on hot winter fashions for next year.

MAMBA TRAVEL: HOME SAFE HOME

Nothing will bring you down from that vacation high quite like coming back to a crisis at home. Here’s a bunch of tips to help ease your mind before you set out.

IT’S MO!

Mo (real name Maurice) has taken the cellular world by storm! To find out more about this mischievous meerkat, and Vodafone live! click here and WIN A SAMSUNG phone!

PORN AGAIN SHOPPING

In South Africa, the quality and range of available Adult DVD titles have traditionally been rather sad. Now, a new online store is aiming to offer the best-of-the-best new titles. And you could WIN one of four HOT DVDs!

Desirable Gifts 2005

In the spirit of excessive consumerism, (and proudly doing our bit to keep the global economy afloat) we’re pleased to present our selection of 23 desirable things to buy, give or demand, these holidays.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

The dirt on Nicole Richie’s split, Nicole Kidman’s engagement, Britney’s marriage woes, Elton’s wedding, Kate’s post-coke career boom and much more!

PURSUING THE PERFECT PENIS

Freddy La Man deliberates on one of his favourite subjects; and offers a humorous take on just what it is that makes for the perfect male member.

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

24 and HIV positive. On World Aids Day, a young gay man recounts the experience of discovering his HIV status in the last year, and how he has moved on.