MAMBA GOSSIP

Sexy tennis player shows off his racquet

Tennis player Novak Djokovic strutted his stuff on the catwalk erected at the Rogers Cup Master Series Players Party. While other players modelled fashions from Yves Jean Lacasse, Novak opted for the classic nearly-naked look. We’ll take that over designer clothes any day!

Robbie’s finally back

After a dry spell, UK pop legend Robbie Williams is back on the entertainment circuit! “Finally!” we hear you shout. The UFO-obsessed singer’s much anticipated new album will be released on November 9th. It’s called Reality killed the Video Star, and features tracks worked on by Robbie himself and his long-time producer/collaborator Trevor Horn. The first single, Bodies, is set for release on October 12th. Let’s hope Robbie can rock us once more!

Does Gaga pack a penis?

Rumours that outlandish singer Lady Gaga is actually a closet hermaphrodite have been fuelled by a recently uncovered quote – purported to be from the Lady herself – in which she admits to having a dangly extra. “It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.” Suspicions first arose when Gaga recently hopped off a motorcycle in a short tight-fitting dress and accidently revealed a strange bulge in her nether-regions. Speaking on the rumour, the Lady herself recently commented in the Philippines: “Someone asked me, Lady GaGa, do you have a dick? I said yes, and it’s much bigger than yours!” Heck, if this is true we really don’t mind at all. A penis is just an added bonus to the fabulous package that is Lady Gaga.

Michael Jackson’s secret lover

Jason Pfeiffer, described as “a heavily built, 35-year-old employee of Michael’s dermatologist Dr Arnold Klein” by Woman’s Day magazine, alleges in an interview that he had a secret love affair with the King of Pop. The article, which has not yet hit the shelves, claims that the pair shared several close moments together. “I guess our first ‘date’, if you can call it that, was in my car,” says Jason. “We went for a drive and were talking and having fun, but Michael had his minders who were ‘nosey’, as Michael put it. We had to make sure we were not caught, and although the date was short as I had to take him home before anyone noticed, we had a great time.” Is this just another crazed fan trying to get his 15 minutes? Probably, but the notion of a closeted Michael doesn’t seem too farfetched.

Sharon shows off her assets

A 51 year old Sharon Stone graces the cover of the recent issue of Paris Match magazine, and boy does she look stunning! Not only does the photo shoot feature her pulling off tight leather in style, but the risqué cover image shows her stunning boobs on full display. Sharon puts most young actresses to shame, and she does it well.

Ashton’s nude and proud!

Steamy actor Ashton Kutcher has admitted that he doesn’t have a problem shooting nude scenes, and is perfectly comfortable walking around naked on set. “There is an initial apprehension. But once the crew has seen your business it’s not like it’s going to get any bigger or smaller. It’s that bit you have to get over,” he said. Hmmm… sign us up as gaffer for Ashton’s next movie outing!

The Queen takes out her girls

Queen Latifa has been frequenting a New York lesbian club called Eden with a few close girlfriends. “She chilled for several hours, ordering bottle service for her friends and chatting up promoter Maggie Collier,” a spy reported. The private rapper-turned-actress has declined to discuss her sexuality in the past. We love the mystery!

Chris Hemsworth is God

Well, God of Thunder Thor anyway… The recently-bulked up hunky actor Chris Hemsworth is looking fine as he prepares to start filming his new movie Thor, set to hit cinemas early in 2011. The virtually unknown 25 year old Aussie actor had a brief role in this year’s Star Trek, where he played Chris Pine’s father. Well we’re telling Hollywood to sign this hotty up for more film roles, because we want more!

Madge celebrates 51

Madonna had a quiet birthday celebration last weekend with her family on a luxurious yacht thought to be owned by Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana in Portofino, Italy. Madge and 22 year old Jesus played the happy parental unit while the family frolicked in the water. Sources say that the star’s relationship with Jesus has blossomed into true love. Addressing friends and family at her exclusive birthday party Madge reportedly gushed: “He’s the love of my life. He has been so strong around me. I can’t thank him enough.” Everyone’s a cougar these days it seems.

Battlestar Gallactica movie in the works

Sci-fi series Battlestar Galactica is set to hit the big screens after the series came to an end earlier this year. Set to helm the project is openly-gay Superman-director Brian Singer. If it’s anything like Star Trek, the hotty-filled geek-fest feature of the year, we can’t wait!

Jamie Foxx uploads nude pic of himself

With the growing popularity of perve-site guyswithiphones.com, it was only a matter of time before some big-shot celebs started taking notice. It is alleged that Jamie Foxx uploaded a photo of himself in the buff, posing in front of a mirror. However, he’s been quick to deny that it was for any pervy reasons, having his lawyers send out a letter stating that the image was taken in preparation for a movie role and that it be immediately removed. We’re not quite sure we buy that one; what kind of Hollywood film would require him to flash his manhood on the big screen? Sadly the lawyers have done their work and the picture is now nowhere to be found…

Marc Jacobs to wed this weekend

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs has set a date this weekend to wed his 30 year old Brazilian fiancé Lorenzo Martone. The happy couple will reportedly have the private ceremony in Provincetown, Massachusetts, but assure everyone that “there will be an after-party.” Jacobs, who is famous for dressing celebs in gorgeous attire, was recently visited by one of his star clients, Miss Piggy. We wonder if she got an invite to