CRISTIANO “INTIMIDATINGLY WELL-ENDOWED”
A British model, who claims to have slept with football sex symbol Cristiano Ronaldo, has told a newspaper that he is “intimidatingly well-endowed”.
In an interview with the Sunday Mirror, Jasmine Lennard (25) – who was a finalist on the show Make Me A Supermodel in 2005 – said that she had bedded the Real Madrid star at her LA home in 2008.
“While I wasn’t attracted to him, I enjoyed the fact that he was so taken by me,” she said.
“His shorts were SHORT, his top was TIGHT and the pink colour of both was …just not for me. As soon as he encountered my German Shepherd dogs and started screaming and waving his crutches at them in total panic and fear I realised perhaps this wasn’t going to be Mr Right.
“Soon after entering the bedroom, I did indeed catch sight of the REAL Ronaldo. Now, while a lot of women appreciate a well-endowed man, this was just  RIDICULOUS…intimidatingly so. ‘Oh for God’s sake’, I thought, ‘let’s get this over with’, although I wondered how long that would take. Not long was the answer…perhaps he was having an off day!”
Lennard said that she never pursued a relationship with the footballer because he is not her type. “I prefer my men a little rougher round the edges. I don’t like to feel more man than the man I am in bed with,” she explained.
Ronaldo, who recently announced that he had fathered a child with an un-named women and would be raising the boy with his family, was last week spotted with reality star Kim Kardashian at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
another nail in the coffin for the lookers…….all this and the personality of tile grout…in the bedroom and out…..
ronaldo. newsflash: he is so gay!
???. Great, solid, hard-hitting journalism here on Mamba. Good to know that the important issues are being addressed.
Indeed…. Of course we need to know of Ronaldo’s cock-size. Like, HELLO!! Just imagine rimming his puckered-up poopchute… but I digress.